Mission Brief: Unverified Reality Directive 001

All agents operating under The BOUR are hereby instructed to distribute absurdity, question verifiable facts, and flood the human population with bold, intentionally misleading merchandise that sparks conversation and existential dread. Targets include holiday dinners, PTA meetings, and podcast guest appearances.

Agents are not required to wear pants but must maintain the illusion of confidence. All communications should be encrypted via sarcasm and printed in comic sans when possible.

This message will self-destruct in... oh wait. Nevermind. Carry on.