Divisions of The BOUR

  • πŸ–οΈ Department of Coloring & Emotional Damage
  • 🧒 Apparel & Propaganda Unit
  • πŸ¦– Dinosaur Wellness & Time Travel Bureau
  • πŸ“‘ Surveillance of Things That Don't Matter
  • πŸ“š Misinformation Curriculum Development Task Force
  • πŸ“¦ Black Market Truth Suppression & Merchandising Division
  • 🐍 Inter-Species Government Relations (Snakes, Mostly)
  • πŸ‘» Paranormal Recruitment & Exit Interviews

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